Pete Holmes wrote this bio himself. Pete was the host of the Conan O'Brien companion talk show The Pete Holmes Show, has multiple Comedy Central specials and albums, has written for several television shows and has had his cartoons published in the New Yorker. His favorite food is lettuce and one of his comedy heroes is Ray Romano.
Assad is writing this in third person so it sounds official and he can fool you into thinking he is way more important than he really is. If you’re reading this for any serious reason you should know right off the bat that you’re wasting your time. If you’ve reached this line in the bio, there is seriously something wrong with you because who really cares about Assad Motavasseli besides Assad Motavasseli?
Assad is a writer, producer, comedian but before all… a model. He is a California boy that was raised by a pack of wolves, and by wolves I mean hairy Persian parents. It wasn’t easy growing up as the only Middle Eastern kid in town. The other kids would eat PBJ’s while he was always stuck with smelly curry. It made his face look like this :( but he soon became the class clown because at an early age, he was trying to get laid.
Now in his mid 20’s Assad is one of the fastest growing comics in the world, but he still hasn’t gotten laid from his jokes, so he might quit soon.
I told you I have no idea why you're reading this...
Brody Stevens is the executive producer and star of the unique Comedy Central TV series “Brody Stevens: Enjoy It!”, co-created and produced by Zach Galifianakis. Brody is also the host of two popular podcast series - “The Steven Brody Stevens Festival of Friendship” on the Feral Audio Network, and “Brode and Esther” on Deathsquad. In addition, Brody hosted his own live video podcast "Positive Push with Brody Stevens" on Youtube's Video Podcast Network.
Stevens has appeared on Conan, Chelsea Lately, @midnight, Premium Blend, TMZ, The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Late World with Zach, The Best Damn Sports Show Period, Tosh.0, Fox NFL Sunday, Playboy Morning Radio and on podcasts by Jay Mohr, Joe Rogan and WTF with Marc Maron. Brody also appeared in the movies Jesus Is Magic, Due Date, The Hangover and The Hangover Part II. He was, however, cut out of the movie Funny People.
Most recently, Brody released his Comedy Central Half-Hour Special in January, 2014.
Ester began performing stand-up on the high school lunch tables in Tampa, Fl at age seventeen and soon graduated to the campus of New York University. While attending NYU Tisch she took full advantage of the city's thriving comedy scene and quickly became a regular at Caroline's New Talent Night, Gotham, Stand-up New York, and Eastville Comedy Club. By the time she was a Junior in college she had been featured on Time Out New York's Joke of the Week, and had her own weekly show at the People's Improv Theater.
Now residing in Hollywood, she performs regularly at comedy clubs including Laugh Factory, Comedy Store, and the Improv. She has appeared in Time Out New York Magazine, TBS.com, Millinoaire Matchmaker, New York Post, NYU local, and the Jewish Press. She has toured colleges with Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, Skidmore College Comedy Festival, Rooftop Comedy's College Competition, NYU's "Make Me Laugh" comedy festival, the Ventura Harbor Comedy Festival, and the Laughing Skull Comedy Festival.
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