HOT COMEDY ACTION
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- When: Thursday 12/27/12 10:00 PM (Doors open at 09:30 PM)
- Ticket Price: $14.00
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Showroom: Main Room
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18 & over
Two items minimum per person
- Door Time: 09:30 PM
Anthony Jeselnik: Anthony Jeselnik is from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He graduated from Tulane University. Anthony is a stand-up comedian, most famous for THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF DONALD TRUMP and THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF CHARLIE SHEEN. Anthony has also performed on CONAN, JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE and was the first ever stand-up comic to appear on LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON. Anthony has also written for LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON and received an Emmy Nomination for his work on A NIGHT OF TOO MANY STARS: AN OVERBOOKED CONCERT FOR AUTISM EDUCATION. Anthony was named one of Variety's 10 Comics to Watch in 2008 and one of Comedy Central's Hot Comics in 2009. In 2010, Anthony released his critically acclaimed debut comedy album, SHAKESPEARE, through Comedy Central Records. Here are some ways people have described Anthony Jeselnik: "Jeselnik... has rapidly emerged as the Satanic prince of stand-up, a black-hearted joke-slinger with a ferocious and unstoppable will to power." --Nathan Rabin, Head Writer--A.V. Club "...a bad man." -Conan O'Brien "I'm Anthony Jeselnik, get the fuck out of my way. Look at me, I've got really good hair, I'm better than you in every way. Not only am I funny, but I've got really good hair. If comedy didn't work out for me, I could be a hair model. Go fuck yourself, move out of the way, I'm looking for the stairs to the stage." -Sung by Todd Glass
Assad: LIKE me on Facebook at the link below... http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/Assad/265667214115?ref=ts Or follow me on Twitter @AssadM www.AssadLive.com coming soon! Assad is writing this in third person so it sounds official and he can fool you into thinking he is way more important than he really is. If you’re reading this for any serious reason you should know right off the bat that you’re wasting your time. If you’ve reached this line in the bio, there is seriously something wrong with you because who really cares about Assad Motavasseli besides Assad Motavasseli? Assad is a writer, producer, comedian but before all… a model. He is a California boy that was raised by a pack of wolves, and by wolves I mean hairy Persian parents. It wasn’t easy growing up as the only Middle Eastern kid in town. The other kids would eat PBJ’s while he was always stuck with smelly curry. It made his face look like this :( but he soon became the class clown because at an early age, he was trying to get laid. Now in his mid 20’s Assad is one of the fastest growing comics in the world, but he still hasn’t gotten laid from his jokes, so he might quit soon. I told you I have no idea why you're reading this...

