T'WAS THE NIGHT w/MARC MARON & PETE HOLMES
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18 & over
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'Twas the Night Before New Year's Eve and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. That's because there's nothing to do... so come to one of the best comedy shows of the year at the Hollywood Improv!
This show has sold out the last two years and has had celebrity pop ins both times...
Pete Holmes wrote this bio himself. Pete was the host of the Conan O'Brien companion talk show The Pete Holmes Show, has multiple Comedy Central specials and albums, has written for several television shows and has had his cartoons published in the New Yorker. His favorite food is lettuce and one of his comedy heroes is Ray Romano.
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Assad is a writer, producer, comedian but before all… a model. He is a California boy that was raised by a pack of wolves, and by wolves I mean hairy Persian parents. It wasn’t easy growing up as the only Middle Eastern kid in town. The other kids would eat PBJ’s while he was always stuck with smelly curry. It made his face look like this :( but he soon became the class clown because at an early age, he was trying to get laid.
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