A regular at some of the world's biggest clubs and most depressing dive bars, Brian Whitaker can only be described as... I can't do this. What's up, I'm Brian. I'm writing this. Matter of fact, everyone whose bio you read on this thing had to write their very own bio, meaning we're left with the option of describing ourselves as amazing people (kinda sorta douchey) or finding some ass-kissy quote someone wrote about us that we tend to agree with (even douchier), so I'd just like to say hi here and that I hope you roll out to a show sometime. I grew up rich and then poor and have been through the ringer of both worlds, so I like to talk about how we're all full of horsesh#t in our own special way. Bottom line, no matter what your background is, you'll likely relate to me. My favorite compliment ever from a fan after a show: "You were my favorite. Please don't tell anyone."
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